Schmeichel, Schmeichel, der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der.

Europe's, Europe's number one, Europe's, number one.

Denis Irwin's barmy army, ...

He's here, he's there,

He's every f*cking where,

Brian McClair, Brian McClair.

Tune : The quartermaster's store

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,

Feared by the blues, loved by the reds,

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

Tune : Robin Hood

Oh Roy Keane he is magic,

He wears a magic hat,

And when he saw Old Trafford,

He said I fancy that,

He didn't sign for Arsenal,

Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te,

He signed for Man United,

'Coz they're f*cking dynamite.

Tune : My old man's a dustman

Boom, Boom, Boom, Let me hear you say Keano...Keano!

Tune : Boom, Boom, Boom by The Outhere Brothers

La, la, la, la, la, la, la,

La, la, la, la, Keano.

Tune : Hey Jude

Andy Cole, Andy Cole,

Andy, Andy Cole,

He gets the ball and scores a goal,

Andy, Andy Cole.

Tune : Hooray, hooray, it's a holi-holiday

Swing low, sweet Andy Cole,

Coming for to score us a goal,

Swing low, sweet Andy Cole,

Coming for to score us a goal.

Tune : Swing low, sweet chariot

Nicky Butt, Nicky, Nicky Butt.